(Source: n-a-c-h-t)
- mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
- me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
I’M LAUGHING SO INCREDIBLY HARD BECAUSE THIS IS EVERY ONE’S REACTION ON HERE WHEN GETTING COMPLIMENTED.
Y
I just did this. Legit.
the fuck
Clearly this is black magic at work here
been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way
WHAT THE SHIT
i did this just now completely skeptical and when it worked i just fell over onto my bed and sobbed into my blanket
trying this later when i have time…
you have time to be on tumblr but not enough time to fold a shirt in 2 seconds
i love being naked but i hate how i look naked
i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named “Ugonna” in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like “ugonna eat that?????” and i guess i was kinda harassing him so he told the principal and the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like “ugonna pay me back?” and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed with a plastic fork
(Source: sleep)
HELLO BOYS I HAVE A QUESTION CAN YOU FEEL OUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG
WE CAN FEEL YOUR BOOBS WHEN YOU WE DO THE HUG SORRY
WHEN I READ “HELLO BOYS” I READ IT IN CROWLEY’S VOICE AND GOT CONFUSED
ANOTHER QUESTION DOES IT FEEL WEIRD? YOU KNOW THE WHOLE BOOB THING
IT FEELS GOOD AGAIN SORRY
If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.
i can’t wait till i’m 30 so i’ll finally look like a high school student according to movies
